31. October 2, 2020 - I've been running this comic for three months now. I've published 31 pages and drawn 59. The comic has surpassed 1000 unique visitors. In celebration, I stole a large amount of jewelry from a nearby Goodwill and smelted it into a crown. Much of it turned out not to be real gold. Upon the application of heat via techniques I learned by carefully reading Johnny Tremain, the metals and supposed metals began to generate an unfortunate odor. My crown smells very bad. I'm considering no longer wearing it public.