268. May 30, 2023 - Several days ago I heard a sound on the front porch, turned on the light, and was confronted with a bold and unbothered raccoon staring at me through the window. I obviously screamed and immediately surrendered my home to him, but he had disappeared. Earlier this afternoon, I saw the same raccoon further back on my property while I was walking about. So I screamed and immediately surrendered the yard to him, but he turned and ambled into the woods. I can't get this stupid raccoon to take my house. What's wrong with my house?
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