187. May 10, 2022 - On classic Mario games, you find floating masses of brick in the hair and you leap upwards, busting them with some unclear combination of your stumpy fist and your head. This is greatly inadvisable in real life. After many, many concussions the scientific method revealed that most, if not all of real world brick masses are in a downward descent as opposed to in hanging suspension. I gained no coins and am now trepidatious of leaping towards blocks of brick, with has reduced my quality of life.