302. September 26, 2023 - If you're ever approached by merpeople or sirens underwater, remember a couple of things: they really just want coupons. So if you happen to have coupons on you, give it to them, but without impressive promised discounts they may just kill you anyway. Second: there's a big difference between ocean merfolk, lake merfolk and public pool merfolk. The latter you should not touch. They are unsanitary and have been subject to a large number of pool urinations.